Answering the question that nobody asked, Jersey Shore star Jenni “JWoww” Farley has launched her own perfume, so that everyone outside of Point Pleasant, NJ can have that certain…shall we say, musk. Even JWoww herself doesn’t seem that thrilled to be hawking her new fragrance–what’s wrong Jen, get a whiff of your own product? XOXO.

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Do You Want to Smell Like JWoww?

Prepare to be shocked: Someone from Jersey Shore committed a major red carpet sin. Sammi Sweetheart is certainly no stranger to hair extensions of all kind, but she turned up at the VMAs with a rebellious faux lash. Tsk tsk, Sammi; too bad your lashes aren’t as clingy as Ron…

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Fashion Don’t: Sammi Sweetheart Lashes Out

I doubt you’ve ever thought to yourself, “Gee, I wish I had more of Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino in my life.” But, MTV apparently doesn’t care and is giving the ab-tastic reality star a spin-off show of his own. With Snooki, JWoww and Pauly D already inking deals for solo shows of their own, am I the only one for whom a little fist pumping is more than enough?

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Hot or Not: The Situation’s Solo Reality Show

“I want to be Snooki, I love her. I’m obsessed, I follow her around. She’s one of the only people I’ve asked for an autograph and a picture from because I love her and I’m inspired by her.”—Miley Cyrus giving us one more poofy reason to worry about her. Who should Miz Miley be idolizing instead—T-Swizzle? Kate Middleton? Lovely Leighton? Tell!

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Do wedding cakes come in green, red and white? Jersey Shore villain Angelina “Garbage Bags” Pivarnick got engaged to BF David Kovacs during a fashion week event Wednesday in New York City. David popped the question on the red carpet and presented her with a 2.5 carat platinum rock. Sorry boys, looks like all the good ones are taken . . . sort of.

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Jersey Shore’s Angelina Engaged

The fashion faux pas of the Jersey Shore girls make it easy to be mean, so rather than picking them apart to the point of cruelty, let’s just focus on Deena Cortese’s frosted pink lips. Unflattering and outdated, this look makes even the most luscious mouth look small and in dire need of ChapStick.

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Raven haired beauties should stick with berry-colored lips instead, a la the luminous Victoria Justice. Brunette babes, tell me: what are your go-to beauty tips?

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Fashion Don’t: Frosted Pink Lipstick

I know, I know—at this point I shouldn’t be surprised by Snooki’s inability to craft a decent outfit, and yet, here we are. Short girls, learn from Snooki’s mistakes and avoid ankle boots at all costs—they make legs look stumpy. Although, I do give the Jersey Shore trainwreck props for her fabulously un-poufed hair, and refreshing lack of Ed Hardy. What kind of shoes would you have paired with this dress?

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Fashion Don’t: Snooki

“My new year’s resolution is to have a situation involving two girls and my junk” – Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino reveals his lofty goal for 2011. In a world where size matters, is it really any surprise that The Situation has such a small aspiration?

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Scene and Heard: The Situation

“I thought Santa was so hawt. I used to be obsessed with going to all the different malls and sitting on his lap and getting a treat at the end. That’s how all girls should be treated by a man!” —Snooki admits that before she fell for Jersey Shore juiceheads, she only had eyes for one man. I wonder what the holidays are like at her house…

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Scene and Heard: Snooki’s Santa Fetish

 If you’ve ever thought, “I really wish Jwoww was here to give me advice,” then today is your lucky day. The Jersey Shore starlet has inked a deal to pen an advice book called “The Rules According to Jwoww” that will hit shelves in February. She’ll share secrets on ”landing a mint guy,” staying ”fresh to death,” and ”kicking the competition to the curb.” Pretty sure she means that last part literally. Would you read a book by Jenni “Jwoww” Farley . . . as anything other than a what-not-to-do manual?  

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JWoww Writes a Book