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Is Jessica Simpson a Lip Liar?

Jane — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 20:50:13 +0000

Is Jessica Simpson’s new Twitpic trying to tell us something without really telling us? The expectant mama Tweeted a pic of her mysterious “lip infection” but darlings, as a girl who winters in Newport Beach, I am more than a little familiar with the doctor-created pout. Could Jess be trying to flaunt her new lip injections under the guise of an oh-so-mysterious malady?

Remember my minions, every good It Girl knows that the best way to prevent a scandal is to start the rumor yourself…XOXO.

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Nobody Cares About Jessica Simpson’s Baby

Jane — Tue, 06 Dec 2011 21:58:13 +0000

Babies–along with Crocs and walk-up apartments–aren’t exactly my cup of tea. And apparently, I’m not alone on being tres whateverish about little ones, at least when it comes to Jessica Simpson’s unborn bebe.

I hear that Jess is having trouble brokering a deal for the first pics of her soon-to-be-born bundle of joy–could it be that Jessica’s star has finally faded out? Would you pick up a mag with JS’s offspring on the cover?

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Hot Mess: Jessica Simpson’s Party Duds

Sara — Wed, 23 Nov 2011 14:02:01 +0000

If you thought that perhaps Jessica Simpson would use a small fraction of her jillion-dollar fashion empire to pick up a few chic maternity looks, you were wrong. Very, very wrong. J.Simp stepped out to celebrate–yes, in public–her nephew Bronx’s third birthday with sister Ashlee Simpson and ex-brother-in-law Pete Wentz. Jess, just because the guest of honor can’t yet critique your outfit doesn’t mean that I can’t…XOXO.

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Daily Drool: Cody Simpson

Jane — Wed, 28 Sep 2011 21:18:34 +0000

Forget Ashlee, Jessica, Bart or Homer. The hottest Simpson is Cody by far! Our favorite Aussie hottie took over a double-decker bus in Manhattan to perform a few new songs and make the Big Apple buzz. Take a look at this super new pic from Cody’s impromptu concert and tell me if he could possibly get any cuter? I didn’t think so either…XOXO.

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Battle of the Birkins: Jessica vs. Avril

Sara — Wed, 13 Jul 2011 18:52:52 +0000

Victoria Beckham has $2 million dollars worth of them. Kim Kardashian uses hers as gym bags. And now, Jessica Simpson and Avril Lavigne are getting in on the Birkin scene. Jess cuddled up to her new $15,000 Hermes bag (a birthday gift from her fiance), while Avril used her black version as a paparazzi shield. So darlings, I must know, which starlet looks best next to her It Bag: Avril or Jess?

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Jessica Simpson Plays Musical Limousines

Jane — Fri, 01 Jul 2011 11:09:08 +0000

Jessica Simpson has a jillion dollar fashion empire, but apparently, she’s not very good at multitasking. As she walked out of an LA restaurant recently, the blonde had a bit of trouble staying balanced on her sky-high heel and deducing which limo was hers at the same time. Unfortunately, Jess climbed into the wrong stretch Escalade, forcing her fiance Eric Johnson to tail her to a red light and snatch her out of the wrong ride. Embarrassing? Or just another reason to love scatter-brained Jess? You tell me.

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Will You Wear Ashlee and Jessica’s New Clothing Line?

Jane — Fri, 03 Jun 2011 11:20:18 +0000

Jessica Simpson has made a fortune off her clothing line, and now she’s making it a family affair. Jess and sister Ashlee are teaming up for a new tween-centric line that will have a “rocker edge.” Jessica’s too-tight dresses and Ash’s over-sized music tees aren’t exactly my style, but hopefully two wrongs will make a right. Will you wear clothes designed by the Simpson sibs? Or is the Olsen sisters’ line much more your style?

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Jane — Fri, 03 Jun 2011 11:20:18 +0000

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Do You Want to Smell Like Dita von Teese?

Jane — Fri, 27 May 2011 02:00:36 +0000

Is there a celebrity left on earth who hasn’t crafted his or her own perfume yet? Burlesque beauty Dita von Teese is now getting in on the act, tweeting that after meeting with dozens of noses she has finally figured out her ideal scent. But if you’re a fan of Kim Kardashian or Jessica Simpson’s body sprays, you might not like DvT’s. She insists that her new perfume will not be laced with the smell of candy, fruit or vanilla. What do you suppose a girl this glam smells like?

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Do You Want to Smell Like Dita von Teese?

Jane — Fri, 27 May 2011 02:00:36 +0000

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