‘Tis the season for some serious Photoshopping, darlings! At least in the Kardashian household, who debuted their LOLZy new holiday card that is every bit as ridiculous and nouveau riche as you might imagine. While their goal was no doubt “glitz and glamour” the entire thing reeks of trying too hard, from poor pathetic Kim standing solo between coupled up Kourtney and Khloe, to Rob... 

“[My sisters and I] are the biggest trannies. We had like publicists and people who would  tell us, ‘Girls, tone it down. Stop wearing all the makeup. But then we would read on our blogs—like in the comments and everything—and everyone was like, ‘What lipstick is this, what mascara do you use?’ We were like, ‘We love makeup—so why try and be what we are not?’”--Kim... 

Spotted: Kylie Jenner sporting some pink streaks in her hair at last night’s Abbey Dawn by Avril Lavigne runway show in NYC, where Kourtney, Kim and brother-in-law Kris Humphries came to show their support. I’m not sure what runway looks I expected from a girl who dresses like this, but just because Avril insists on putting hideous highlights in her own hair doesn’t... 

Looks like money and fame doesn’t buy you originality. I hear that Sears yanked the Kardashian’s new $94 leopard purse line off the shelf after designer Monica Botkier pointed out that it looked suspiciously similar to her Clyde design. Take a peek at the dueling handbags and tell me if Kim, Kourt and Khloe need to go back to fashion school–or at least look up the... 

Easy breezy summer dresses have been all over Hollywood this season. And, in a selfless act of public service, Jessica Szohr recently demonstrated how not to wear this warm-weather style. J’s shapeless DKNY maxi looks more like a magic eye picture than a party dress–saved only by the fact that she’s beautiful enough to distract your eyes from her distracting frock.... 

Easy breezy summer dresses have been all over Hollywood this season. And, in a selfless act of public service, Jessica Szohr recently demonstrated how not to wear this warm-weather style. J’s shapeless DKNY maxi looks more like a magic eye picture than a party dress–saved only by the fact that she’s beautiful enough to distract your eyes from her distracting frock.... 

Easy breezy summer dresses have been all over Hollywood this season. And, in a selfless act of public service, Jessica Szohr recently demonstrated how not to wear this warm-weather style. J’s shapeless DKNY maxi looks more like a magic eye picture than a party dress–saved only by the fact that she’s beautiful enough to distract your eyes from her distracting frock.... 

Easy breezy summer dresses have been all over Hollywood this season. And, in a selfless act of public service, Jessica Szohr recently demonstrated how not to wear this warm-weather style. J’s shapeless DKNY maxi looks more like a magic eye picture than a party dress–saved only by the fact that she’s beautiful enough to distract your eyes from her distracting frock.... 

It looks like the Kardashian clan has taken a beauty cue from an unlikely source: Justin Bieber! Inspired by the success of JB’s nail polish collection, Kim, Kourtney and Khloe just launched their new OPI varnish in cheekily named colors like “Kim-pletely in Love” and “Khloe Had a Little Lam-Lam.” But, cutsey names do not a great mani-pedi make, darlings.... 

Kourtney Kardashian’s not-so-better half, Scott Disick, seems to be a bigger star in his own mind than he is at the airport. The reality TV weasel recently tried cutting in line to catch a flight from Chicago to Long Island, New York, demanding that he be seated before everyone else, even elbowing in front of a woman carrying twins. When the gate agent snapped at him three different...