‘Tis the season for some serious Photoshopping, darlings! At least in the Kardashian household, who debuted their LOLZy new holiday card that is every bit as ridiculous and nouveau riche as you might imagine. While their goal was no doubt “glitz and glamour” the entire thing reeks of trying too hard, from poor pathetic Kim standing solo between coupled up Kourtney and Khloe, to Rob the Forgotten Son, stuck on the end, not even allowed to make eye contact with the rest of the clan.

Would you be proud to send out such a holiday card? Or is a Kardashian Kristmas utterly embarassing?

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LOLZ of the Day: The Kardashian’s Christmas Card

“[My sisters and I] are the biggest trannies. We had like publicists and people who would  tell us, ‘Girls, tone it down. Stop wearing all the makeup. But then we would read on our blogs—like in the comments and everything—and everyone was like, ‘What lipstick is this, what mascara do you use?’ We were like, ‘We love makeup—so why try and be what we are not?’”--Kim Kardashian admitting that she and her sibs go overboard when it comes to the coiffed hair and cosmetics. Do you think this famous family is veering into drag queen territory?

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Scene & Heard: Kim K’s Tranny Ways

Spotted: Kylie Jenner sporting some pink streaks in her hair at last night’s Abbey Dawn by Avril Lavigne runway show in NYC, where Kourtney, Kim and brother-in-law Kris Humphries came to show their support. I’m not sure what runway looks I expected from a girl who dresses like this, but just because Avril insists on putting hideous highlights in her own hair doesn’t mean she needs to mess up Kylie’s mane too. Are you hating this Kardashian’s Kool-Aid kolor as much as I am?

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Looks like money and fame doesn’t buy you originality. I hear that Sears yanked the Kardashian’s new $94 leopard purse line off the shelf after designer Monica Botkier pointed out that it looked suspiciously similar to her Clyde design. Take a peek at the dueling handbags and tell me if Kim, Kourt and Khloe need to go back to fashion school–or at least look up the word “plagiarism”…

Photo credit: DailyMail.co.uk / Sears / Botkier

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Keeping Up With the Kopycats

Easy breezy summer dresses have been all over Hollywood this season. And, in a selfless act of public service, Jessica Szohr recently demonstrated how not to wear this warm-weather style. J’s shapeless DKNY maxi looks more like a magic eye picture than a party dress–saved only by the fact that she’s beautiful enough to distract your eyes from her distracting frock. Don’t try this at home, darlings–unless you’re as hot as Jess.

Photo credit: Johns PKI / Splash News

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Easy breezy summer dresses have been all over Hollywood this season. And, in a selfless act of public service, Jessica Szohr recently demonstrated how not to wear this warm-weather style. J’s shapeless DKNY maxi looks more like a magic eye picture than a party dress–saved only by the fact that she’s beautiful enough to distract your eyes from her distracting frock. Don’t try this at home, darlings–unless you’re as hot as Jess.

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Easy breezy summer dresses have been all over Hollywood this season. And, in a selfless act of public service, Jessica Szohr recently demonstrated how not to wear this warm-weather style. J’s shapeless DKNY maxi looks more like a magic eye picture than a party dress–saved only by the fact that she’s beautiful enough to distract your eyes from her distracting frock. Don’t try this at home, darlings–unless you’re as hot as Jess.

Photo credit: Johns PKI / Splash News

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Easy breezy summer dresses have been all over Hollywood this season. And, in a selfless act of public service, Jessica Szohr recently demonstrated how not to wear this warm-weather style. J’s shapeless DKNY maxi looks more like a magic eye picture than a party dress–saved only by the fact that she’s beautiful enough to distract your eyes from her distracting frock. Don’t try this at home, darlings–unless you’re as hot as Jess.

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It looks like the Kardashian clan has taken a beauty cue from an unlikely source: Justin Bieber! Inspired by the success of JB’s nail polish collection, Kim, Kourtney and Khloe just launched their new OPI varnish in cheekily named colors like “Kim-pletely in Love” and “Khloe Had a Little Lam-Lam.” But, cutsey names do not a great mani-pedi make, darlings. Click here to check out the Kardashian kolors and tell me if your pretty fingers will reach for these shades the next time you’re at the salon…XOXO.

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Kourtney Kardashian’s not-so-better half, Scott Disick, seems to be a bigger star in his own mind than he is at the airport. The reality TV weasel recently tried cutting in line to catch a flight from Chicago to Long Island, New York, demanding that he be seated before everyone else, even elbowing in front of a woman carrying twins. When the gate agent snapped at him three different times, he blamed the fiasco on his secretary. What Scott, no “the dog ate my manners” excuse? Do you think Scott has a right to the star treatment?

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