Darlings, you know I would rather hose down my cashmere cape with ketchup than pay Snooki a compliment, but I can’t help but notice that her current ombre hair color isn’t totally unfortunate. At the very least, it distracts from the 2005-esque leopard fedora and general Snooki-ness. Has America’s favorite Guidette finally committed a fashion do? Photo credit: Splash News See the... 

In a fast-paced, ever-changing world, it’s good to know that some things remain consistent, like Snooki’s cringe-worthy fashion sense. A few weeks in uber-fashionable Florence doesn’t seem to have made a dent in this Jersey Shore girl’s look. She was spotted trotting around Seaside Heights, NJ in this Pretty Woman-esque outfit, complete with sparkly Hello Kitty... 

I doubt you’ve ever thought to yourself, “Gee, I wish I had more of Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino in my life.” But, MTV apparently doesn’t care and is giving the ab-tastic reality star a spin-off show of his own. With Snooki, JWoww and Pauly D already inking deals for solo shows of their own, am I the only one for whom a little fist pumping is more than enough? Photograph... 

I know, I know—at this point I shouldn’t be surprised by Snooki’s inability to craft a decent outfit, and yet, here we are. Short girls, learn from Snooki’s mistakes and avoid ankle boots at all costs—they make legs look stumpy. Although, I do give the Jersey Shore trainwreck props for her fabulously un-poufed hair, and refreshing lack of Ed Hardy. What kind of shoes... 

“I thought Santa was so hawt. I used to be obsessed with going to all the different malls and sitting on his lap and getting a treat at the end. That’s how all girls should be treated by a man!” —Snooki admits that before she fell for Jersey Shore juiceheads, she only had eyes for one man. I wonder what the holidays are like at her house… Photograph from... 

Behold, the Snookster and her oddly compelling rendition of “Whip My Hair” by nine-year-old Willow Smith. I’d actually like to see Snooki and Willow go head-to-head . . . just to see who’s taller. Follow this link: Snooki vs. Willow  Read More →

Oddly enough—it’s true. Snooki admits that she just read her first book last year, Dear John by Nicholas Sparks . . . and now, she’s writing one? Dear Snooki, please leave writing to actual authors. So excited for my book a Shore Thing!! About life at the Jersey Shore, boys, drama and best friends. Hysterical and … http://tmi.me/1QOa9less than a minute ago via... 

I really hope Kentucky Derby-style hats aren’t the new poof… Photograph by PR Photos Visit link: Snooki’s Hat Trick  Read More →

Snooki has left the comforts of her poof behind for a world of hairstyling fraught with danger: Nothin worse then tryna look hot with these bangs & the wind blows them where it looks like i have a mullet on the side of my face. #fail.less than a minute ago via webNicole PolizziSn00ki Read more here: Is Snooki’s hair a hazard?  Read More →

Thankfully, all things—days at the beach spent ogling juiced up Jersey boys, long nights partying and picking fights, and, yes, Snooki’s poof—must come to an end.  The Princess of Poughkeepsie admits it herself: “I’ve been wearing it since I was 16, so why not switch it up?” So we bid the Snookster’s signature style good-bye and wonder. . . is she anything without...